Another 48 Hours in Ibiza

You probably never read my blog on myopia and bathroom products. With an average click-in-click-back-out time of under 5 seconds, the title is usually as far as people get.

Not to worry. Don't ask me how I found this, I've been using it for months now, but never noticed what a splendid money saving device it was. This deodorant actually lasts for 48 hours (or two days, whichever comes first) and could have saved me a fortune had I known I had it.

Not only will an application last twice as long as ordinary 24 hour deodorants (about a week round these parts) but it will save about a litre of cheap cologne every month.

Sanex, I salute you (and please make the writing a bit bigger)

Bedraggled, Flea Riddled Kitten for Sale

Another first in Ibiza, a four week old kitten - skin and bone - rescued from the jaws of the main road whilst scavenging for food near the SYP bins.

(what he expected to find in the bin when there's sweet F. A. in the shop is beyond me)

Anyway, he's now in our intensive care shower room, enjoying kitten food, an inside litter tray, a towel to sleep on and looking forward to an all over wash when he gets strong enough and is known as Speck.

He's for sale at the low, low price of €250 or nearest offer (even if it's €0)

Cute Kitten for Sale

Here's something you don't see often in Ibiza - a cute kitten abandoned in the street. Our 'animal loving' erstwhile neighbours (they spend summer here) took it in, tamed it, made it fairly reliant on humans, and then buggered off back to Mallorca.

It obviously sensed that we might home it and whilst we have tried to discourage it by providing it with food, it is still trying to wheedle its way into our affections with its abject cuteness. It is not us however, on whom it should be working its charms!

Our own existing pussy posse already contains four warring factions, not bad going for a four member pack, and feline discontent is rife with the appearance of the new would be member.

So if anyone would like to offer this little girl cat - about 6 months old and code named Squeak - a home, we're willing to accept a bargain basement €300 for her.

Oh, alright, free to good home!