Speccy Four Eyes

An article in today's Diario de Ibiza states that around 65% of Balearians can't see well without the aid of glasses. I'm one of them. Normally it's not a problem for me as (just like now) I can wear my goggles anywhere.


Anywhere except the shower that is! So why, oh why, do cosmetic manufacturers insist on using the smallest of small text on their bathroom requisites??

The photo on the left is a tube of sensitive shave cream and the photo on the right is what I see as I step out of the shower - what the hell is it??

I'm trying to think what the most socially embarrassing mix up of bathroom lotions and potions might be but can't be bothered so just make your own up to give this blogette a punch line