From St. Helens to Ibiza and Back

Dateline: New Years Eve
Location: San Antonio Ibiza

After an evening of funky food, scintillating wines and sparkling intercourse conversation (mostly from me as I remember) at Es Ventall's NYE celebration

Cod a la Ventall

I realised as a sat feasting on a pie and a pint at 05.00 this morning that you can take the boy out of Sintellins, but you can't take Sintellins out of the boy!

And now a joke.............

A Wiganner walks into a pub and sees a sign over the bar saying

' A Pie, a Pint and a Women - Only £1.'

So the Wiganner says to the barman 'Whose pies are they?'

I'll get my coat.