When Jaki and I were married nearly 25 years ago in Manchester's garden suburb of Stretford my best man was lifelong friend Barry Flynn.
And remember, it was the 80's!!
I've just maxed up my Mastercard on a pair of Timberland deerskin gloves and a Massimo Dutti brolly. Get your flights booked!
I'm off to the beach..............................
(what he expected to find in the bin when there's sweet F. A. in the shop is beyond me)
Anyway, he's now in our intensive care shower room, enjoying kitten food, an inside litter tray, a towel to sleep on and looking forward to an all over wash when he gets strong enough and is known as Speck.
He's for sale at the low, low price of €250 or nearest offer (even if it's €0)
For some reason I can hear Billy Connoly's commentary, 'it's a whale, a whale, a fekking whale!'