Putting the (Medical) Record Straight

I feel I should explain that the reason I had no feeling in my legs yesterday after my operation was that I'd had an epidural. The effects last 5 or 6 hours after the op but now I'm perfectly OK. I'd only mentioned about 15 times - both orally and in writing - to the old people in St. Helens, so naturally they feared the worst when the saw my post below.

I repeat, I am perfectly OK and recovered now. To prove it, here's a snap of me and me room-mate in the hospital in Ibiza yesterday.