Space Face

It's here, the new social networking site where you can keep all yer mates just where they belong - in cyber space! Rather than go out - let's say to a bar, restaurant or club - you can save your money by stopping in, hunched over your laptop, having a great time and without the need for tiresome conversation about what you did at work today.

What happens is that I post loads of photos of all my pals vogue-ing zany poses, or pulling a funny face, and you look at them and say something like ' he favours a right twat,' or maybe even something a little less complimentary?

So, after three, stand by to get photo'd up!!

On the Right Track

Hands up who remembers our new pavement? The one with the lampposts in the middle of it, that's now so wide that we can't park in the street?

As far as I can see the only people to benefit from it are local tarmac and flagging contractors Agloisa. The name of this company has been bandied about in a big bribery scandal that 'rocked' Ibiza recently when they were implied (on various tape recordings) to have paid money to politicians, presumably in return for being awarded new contracts.

I can see no truth in these alleged misdemeanours and firmly believe that any contracts awarded to them have been on the basis of the excellent 'track record' they have in their past projects.

And just to prove it, here's a snap of the two splendid new cycle lanes they've recently completed on the road down to Cala de Bou.

And you never know, they just might have a bit of tarmac left over to fill that hole in your driveway.

Satellite Telly

Isn't it great?

We've got a 2.4 metre dish that cost €2000 and every time I look at the telly, all I see is this!!