Space Face

It's here, the new social networking site where you can keep all yer mates just where they belong - in cyber space! Rather than go out - let's say to a bar, restaurant or club - you can save your money by stopping in, hunched over your laptop, having a great time and without the need for tiresome conversation about what you did at work today.

What happens is that I post loads of photos of all my pals vogue-ing zany poses, or pulling a funny face, and you look at them and say something like ' he favours a right twat,' or maybe even something a little less complimentary?

So, after three, stand by to get photo'd up!!