Earth Shattering Ibiza News

I have some momentously exciting Ibiza news, so portentously important that I can hardly contain myself. But, like Eastenders would do, I'm going to have to keep it bottled up so that the suspense and tension builds up to a crescendo.

Instead, today's blog covers an exciting new development in navigation - the No Click Map!

Here's an example. It's the Boozer's Guide to San Jose.
All you need to do is take your laptop along the 'Ruta Alcoholica' (you can start at either end) and consult it every now and again to see where's next on the agenda!

Please note that thus far I haven't developed the technology to produce the woman's upside-down version.