Tuesday 15 September 2009

Swine Flu Attack, Ibiza

Yes, we've got it. But don't worry, I read up on it in one of my more lucid fever stricken moments and discovered one or two salient points.

1. Swine flu victims afflicted by death tend to be those that already have some death bringing ailment already, like terminal cancer, or have some death attracting syndrome, like complete lack of an immune system.

2. Swine flu, whilst having a slightly different name to all the other flu's has exactly the same symptoms, fever, fatigue, lack of appetite, bit of a chesty cough, and an inability to get out of bed and think straight.


From the dawn of time (and presumably into the distant future) men have strugled with a week off work and rung in with dinosaur flu, sabre toothed tiger flu, rabbit flu and alien v predator flu. It still leaves you knackered but just about able to remember the last time you had a drink - last Tueday (that's Tuesday of LAST WEEK) so that's 7 days without alcohol!

Anyway I couldn't resist putting the camera on timer to get this snap of the two of us suffering together. Note to self - get haircut when better and put a bit of air in that back tyre.

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