It's my last day in rehabilitation (physiotherapy) today. By the end of the afternoon I'll have;
travelled 1200 km by car
travelled 300 km by bike
been humiliated in public 13 times by having my leg thrust behind my neck
been called a girl twice
had enough electricity pumped through my knee to light every bulb in SYP
learned two new words in Spanish
pins and needles = ants
cramp = a BIG pull
and can now eat a banana using my right foot.
What a pity I still have all the charm, demeanour and gait of Charles Laughton ascending to the belfry at Notre Dame when I go upstairs to peg the washing out on the roof!
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