Ibiza Sun Old Lady

My oft spoken about weekly 'View from the Villa' column occasionally contained a character known as The Ibiza Sun Old Lady and was in fact entirely based on my mother-in-law (who I've not spoken to for over a year - I don't like to interupt)

Any road, I invited the old dear to a BBQ here on Sunday during which she broke one of her own records by uttering the longest sentence in the world which lasted a mammoth 33 minutes and 28 seconds without drawing a single breath!

Pleased with her efforts and aided by lashings of Rueda wine, she volunteered to look after the house and all animals contained therein, should Jaki and I wish to go on holiday. We did, and we booked to go to this elegant looking pad in Valencia in October.