Sunday 21 September 2008

Cala Cerveza

Mystic vestiges from the days when Ibiza was 'Loon Pant Island' still endure around its rocky coast. The magical magnetic island of Es Vedra still maintains exploding fish, flocks of ghost goats and rockets are seen appearing from the centre of it volcanic crater.

Across the sea, thousands of lentil juggling weird-beards risk broken ankles and sprained patchouli beads to descend to 'Atlantis' a former quarry which has now taken on Holy proportions thanks to an unspoken pact between Ibicencos not to reveal its well known whereabouts.


Cala Yoga, in San Antonio, pulls in the punters as the best place to lie on a comfy flat rock whilst going the extra inch for an all over bronzy.
Cala Cerveza, by Cala Conta, contains man made artefacts esoterically arranged in an eclectic collection of rocks.

Artefact from the Aluminium Age?



Carbon dating has put this strange object firmly in the aluminium age it's been postulated that it was probably placed on its plinth around about sunset the previous evening.


Further evidence of magic ceremonies at Cala Cerveza is given by the large amounts of charred wood and animal bones scattered about. Forensic scientists have concluded that whatever happens involves several types of animal given the preponderance of bones from lamb chops, pork spare ribs and chicken legs that have been uncovered.


What do you think?

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