No, I'm not planning a trip there, but my identity might!
I've just very carefully smashed to smithereens my old laptop and distributed it over several rubbish containers in the village (a bit like a serial killer would) but I'm still worried that some Nigerian picking over a rubbish tip in the centre of Lagos will find it and steal my identity.
Flight 56 to Lagos preparing for take off
So be warned; if you find yourself reading View from the (Lagos) Villa and receiving loads of mail from me with the good news that you've won the Nigerian lottery you can assume that I'm either drunk in charge of a laptop or have been hijacked by identity smugglers.
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