Old Ibiza Wives' Tales

You know women are always going on about cleanliness and how spick and span everything has to be in the house? And you know how they're always rabbiting on about how good they are at multi-tasking and doing a million things at once.

Well feast your eyes on this

That's the dust and cat fur that I've just brushed in the living room, in fact not even the entire room, just the bits that you can get to easily.

Jaki is supposed to have cleaned the place thoroughly before she went to England last week! I certainly hope she appreciates all the hard work I've put in today doing her job!