Hail Lidl

Not only does their Ibiza store on the Avenida San Jose have the cheapest necessities for miles around - beer, wines, coffee, chocolate peanut biscuits, oh, and dog food - but it also has the most off the wall special item weeks. In the past we've had ski week, golf week and nordic walking week and this week was - tah-dahh - musical instrument week.

Like a small boy I alternately pictured myself as Ginger Baker, Miles and Trane as I browsed the drum-kit, trumpet and sax, but finally settled on this magnificent pair of congas (ooh I say)

priced at a reasonable €129 including home delivery. Had Jaki let me buy them, by this time tomorrow, I'd be banging them out like this

Does anyone know who he is??