Just after we got home from the Guy Fawkes celebrations on Thursday we were hit with a massive storm. The area around San Antonio Bay was badly damaged by a tornado which uprooted trees across roads, blew down lamp-posts and billboards and one poor bloke, Paco the Barber, had his roof blown off.
We were lucky, all we had was a broken plant pot and intermittant loss of satellite signal on the telly. Fortunately we still had enough BBC beams coming down the line to catch the normally incomprehensible Raymond Blanc's assertion that 'all over Britain, thousands of restaurants are farting for their lives.'
BBC, get someone who can speak English on the telly please!
Have a blimp at this
We're converting our bar in the sky into a gentlemen's club for next year with the aid of these 'Blofield' (Good evening Mr. Bond) inflatable chesterfields. According to the instructions you just insert the air with an electric pump when you need them and stick a handy kebab stick in when you don't. Easy
2 comments:
How wil you stop them from getting blown away?
inflate them with helium, i suppose.
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