Saturday, 26 July 2008

Golf - A Funny Old Game

If you ever thought there was no humour in golf then this story will surprise you.
I spoke to the old fellow yesterday who told me that a friend of his (let's call him Billy F. to protect his identity) had booked to play in a golf competition but couldn't make it.
'Why couldn't your friend Mr. Foster make it?' I foolishly enquired.
'Because he'd forgotten that his daughter was getting married that day,' was the reason.

I should add, that the old geyser is getting a lift to the comp with a Roy H. who is the father of the bride's brother-in-law.
Mr. Hesford had obviously forgotten that his niece is getting married on golf day! (and still not remembered)

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