Ibiza: Phew, Hotter Than Manchester

You know how on the one day of the year when there's no precipitation in the Rainy City and the headlines scream ' More Scorchio than Ibiza, Alriiiiiiiight!' Well, there hasn't been one of those days for a while and we're doing our best in soaring sticky temperatures on the White Isle.

Poor Marli's bored, she's the chairman of the bored. With a big fur coat on permanently, the best she can do is stretch out on the tiles, looking errrr, bored.

Any road, as the daft dog won't go near the water for a cooler I decided to get on the dog and bone and order a nice chewy bone for her. Unbelievably, she took it out to the SHADE of the garden to chew on it. Normally she lies on a patch of roasting hot gravel and then complains she's hot.

Here she is during her moment of pleasure